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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas."
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"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."
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"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."
"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"
"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."