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Joke of the Day

"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."

"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""

"I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus."

"How do you fit 42 Jews into a Volkswagen bug? 1 in the drivers seat, 1 in the passengers seat, and 40 in the ash tray."

"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."

"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough."

"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."

"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"

"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."