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Joke of the Day
"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"
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"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"I never shower. No hobo."
"Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!"
"Vacuum the cat, its easier than vacuuming his hair from the whole house"
"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."
"What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant? May I have Eurasian plate?"
"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."
"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."