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Joke of the Day
"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""
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"My 83 year old grandfather is still trying to be a successful rapper, his name? Two canes"
"Team Rocket Were Caught Performing a Lewd Sex Act... Ass to Meowth"
"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"
"How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two."
"How do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y"
"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles."
"Friend from out of town asked if he could crash on my couch. Had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep."
"[Job Interview] Boss: What is your best trait? Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive? M: I'll give you my reasons. Later."