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Joke of the Day

"A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken."

"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."

"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"

"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."

"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."