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Joke of the Day

"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."

"Isn't calling soccer a sport like calling Ru Paul a woman?"

"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."

"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"

"How long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave? I dont know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"

"What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler"