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Joke of the Day

"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."

"What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website? DruPal"

"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"

"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""

"A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."

"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."

"I just hit my snooze button so much it's probably pregnant."

"Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!"