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Joke of the Day
"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"
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"Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth."
"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"
"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."
"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"
"Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough She keeps asking what I'm doing"
"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"