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Joke of the Day
"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"
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"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."
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"""Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."" *Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead."
"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"
"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."
"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"
"I think that the best Christmas present is the one that you make yourself you know? Like, crystal meth."
"A reddit mod walks into a bar [removed]"