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Joke of the Day
"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"
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"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."
"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("
"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."
"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"
"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."
"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."
"My girlfriend said she doesn't mind what car she gets, as long as it gets her from A to B. Which I fully support. Her boobs are far too small."