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Joke of the Day

"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."

"What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking Jk, rolling"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead"

"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."

"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"

"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"

"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"""OH MY GOD IS THAT GLUTEN ON THE FLOOR!?!?!"" Great way to clear the checkout lines at Whole Foods."