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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"
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"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."
"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"
"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."
"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."
"Invisible Russian army. -Do you see Bandera supporters in Crimea? - No. -Yet, they are there. - Do you see Russian army in Crimea? -Yes. -Yet, they are not there."
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"
"I have now lived in New York long enough that I can eat a meal while running at full speed."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!"