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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."
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"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without pubic hair."
"Look girl, all I'm saying is , if I have to choose between you and chocolate milk Be prepared to cry"
"I guarantee you Adam & Eve were white. You ever try and take a rib from a black man?"
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ? Reality. I'll show myself out now..."
"Dad said he met my stepmom outside a strip club... ""But Dad, you said you met her on a golf course!"" ""Exactly. We weren't inside a strip club."""
"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."