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Joke of the Day

"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."

"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"

"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."

"That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery."

"Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him."

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."

"[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]"

"You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti."

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"