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Joke of the Day
"You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti."
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"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, ""Where were you between four and six?"" I said, ""Kindergarten."""
"Two antennas met on a rooftop... ...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!"
"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"
"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."
"Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion"
"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"
"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."