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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."
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"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""
"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"
"I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes."
"My wife & I play this sexy game where she dresses up like a schoolgirl, then I dress up like a schoolgirl then we sit down & learn fractions"
"If a blind girl says you have a big dick.. She probably is just pulling your leg."
"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."
"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"
"A guy walks into the doctors office... ...and says I'm having trouble making friends you fucking prick"
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."