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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."
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"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."
"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"
"How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more"
"All of my best ideas involve jail time."
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
"A Nurse talks to her young Patient Kid: Thanks for helping me get through these tough times, will you come and see me when I get out? Nurse: I'd love to, but I am scared of visiting graveyards"
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"
"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."