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Joke of the Day

"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."

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"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty."
"I walked past a drug rehab facility today. There was a sign on the front lawn that read ""KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"""
"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."
"I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN"
"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"
"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"
"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."