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Joke of the Day
"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"
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"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-six year olds? [NSFW] There's 20 of them..."
"Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is my favorite song about how to incorrectly deal with the loss of a loved one during the holiday"
"Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home? A taxi"