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Joke of the Day
"Assholes are like opinions Everyone has one, and they all stink"
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"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."
"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."
"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
"Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor? He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway."
"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."