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Joke of the Day

"I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink through that?"

"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."

"I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow I can't wait"

"Hearing someone say 'first world problems' is now almost worse than many third world problems."

"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."

"Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains."""

"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"