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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!"
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"Martin Shkreli's life"
"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch"
"What do you call an oval with a speech impediment? An Elipshhh"
"I thought I would go and help out in Africa ...turns out they have enough aids."
"I'm behind 38 episodes of Game of Thrones. I'll just jump in the new season and piece it all together. Should be fine."
"A guy walks into a bar and says 'ouch' Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks"
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!"
"What do you tell a woman with black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"Wait...you said JAZZ hands? Oh god. I totally misheard you. Please get me a towel."