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Joke of the Day

"What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences."

"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"

"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Did you hear about the tick who followed U2 on tour? They say he was living life on The Edge."

"If I ever ask you, very seductively, ""Do you wanna do it?"" It means take a nap."

"What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker with cavier please!"

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."

"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"