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Joke of the Day
"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"
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"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""
"I turned in my letter of resignation to my smug supervisor at the refrigeration plant. He accepted it with his usual air of condensation."
"My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year."
"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long."
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"Girlfriend: hey babe you wanna get breakfast and go for a run? (Cut to me with a mouth full of Doritos) Me: I have shin splints"
"Why are carpenter ants the sexiest ants? Because they eat your wood."