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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."

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"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."
"Professor: What is an independent variable? Student: A variable who don't need no man"
"Growing up is watching your parents morph from superheroes to ordinary people just trying to figure stuff out."
"Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained."
"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"
"My great-grandmother lived to be 106 and never needed glasses. She always just drank straight from the bottle."
"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"