74605
Joke of the Day
"If I ever ask you, very seductively, ""Do you wanna do it?"" It means take a nap."
Next Joke
"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."
"Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all."
"What's the one thing that's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"
"I'm participating in some vintage ploughing this weekend I'm visiting the local retirement home"
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"
"Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab? Because there is a doctor driving."
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"
"HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference."