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Joke of the Day

"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."

"""Mickey Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie cause she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"I broke up with my girlfriend over religious beliefs She didn't believe I was god. (Credit: Artie Lange)"

"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."

"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."

"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"" ""Up, yours?"" ""No need to be like that I was only asking"""

"Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could."