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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between god and an engineer God doesn't walk around thinking he's a fuckin engineer. (Told to me by a millwright)"

"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning"

"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"

"To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself."

"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"

"What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!"

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse."

"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."