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Joke of the Day
"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"
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"What do you call a car with a broken exhaust? Emission impossible"
"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."
"Do you want to hear a joke about Ebola? You're probably not going to get it."
"Me: Sometimes I think I have more imaginary conversations than real ones. Scarlett Johansson: That's very interesting."
"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."
"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"
"Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work? Because it wouldn't commute!"