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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"

"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."

"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he gets 3 ho's... Yeah it's bad... But santa isn't real anyways..."

"if you are on a magazine cover with the headline 'my new body' and that body is not, like, a cheetah or horse, missed opportunity"

"What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"""Lord, can I have a pony?"" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it."

"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"