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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""

"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."

"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"

"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."

"I keep a banana in my bathroom It's for scale."

"Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth."

"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."

"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"

"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"