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Joke of the Day
"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."
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"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."
"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."
"God damn it! I said ""glass of juice"" not ""gas the jews"". -Hitler"
"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"[christmas lights are being put up] Every moth ever: oh hell yeah"
"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""
"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"