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Joke of the Day
"Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies? Chicks dig stars."
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"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"
"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"
"What the hell is Laser Hair And why does everybody want it removed."
"Guys I need your opinion on this joke! David Cameron"
"Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?"
"Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however..."
"I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too..."
"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."
"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."