191970
Joke of the Day
"Guys I need your opinion on this joke! David Cameron"
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"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."
"Direct quote from my daughter: ""I know horses can play soccer really well because they're fast."" Thank god she's pretty."
"I don't trust a taxi cab that has more than two air fresheners."
"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."
"Today was my first time handling a... ....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath."
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"
"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."
"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."
"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."