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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."

"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."

"Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water"

"God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us."

"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"