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Joke of the Day

"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"

"If a vegetarian eats vegetables... What does a humanitarian eat?"

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."

"What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self."

"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."

"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."