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Joke of the Day

"I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort."

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"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won"
"You're like a brand new pencil pointless"
"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"
"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"
"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."
"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"
"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."
"Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... I always get Off."