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Joke of the Day

"I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"I wouldn't step onto a plane with thrust issues."

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station."

"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"

"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""

"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints"

"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."

"What do you call a black detective? Sherlock Homie"