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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."
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"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"
"Why did the pirate captain suddenly die? He had an an*yarr*ysm."
"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."
"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."
"I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words... ""Were you fired?"""
"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."
"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"
"I invited a friend to go hunt some gods with me... But he just can't deicide."
"When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart."