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Joke of the Day
"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints"
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"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."
"What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]"
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"Farting is your ass referring to itself in the turd person."
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