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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station."

"I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer. He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep."

"Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes? Because they are humerus"

"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."

"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"

"Ninety-sixing is how dyslexic people perform the sexual position where both partners are conducting oral sex on each other at the same time."

"The worst thing about being deaf is... when I masturbate, I can't hear anybody come in my room. *Not even myself.*"

"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"

"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"