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Joke of the Day

"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."

"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."

"[heaven] IAN: I only regret the things I didn't do ME: Me too I: Like, I didn't swim with dolphins. You? M: I didn't stop poking a bear"

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. ""Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."""

"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"

"How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles"

"Why was the restaurant called ""Out of this World""? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects."

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."