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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."
Next Joke
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
"So my girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... And I said that's a big word for a 5 year old."
"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"
"What's the best part about getting a puppy? Getting new shoes every week."
"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."
"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."
"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."
"Why are Women and Children evacuated first in a Disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."
"You never can trust atoms... Because they make up everything!"