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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."

"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"

"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"

"Child: ""Mom! Mom! The dog is having it off and is f*cking!"" Mom: ""Yeah, then don't look!"" --- ___ --- ___ --- | --- ___ --- 20 seconds later the Child: ""But it hurts..."""

"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"

"Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks."

"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."

"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""

"My grandpa used to say that dating was like doing laundry. Never mix the whites with the colors."

"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."