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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."

"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"

"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."

"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""

"Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370..... who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment."

"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"

"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."

"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."