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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"
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"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."
"Why was the Winemaker arrested Because he was a serial grapist!"
"Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her."
"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."
"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."
"So Jesus can turn a Glass of Water into Wine Last night my drunk friend could turn a Glass of Water into Puke."
"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."
"Smartest joke I have I went to a bed and breakfast the other day that said that they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered some scrambled eggs during the Neolithic"
"If you play Apple's Beatle announcement backwards it says ""I can't believe you don't know how to download music illegally"""