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Joke of the Day

"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."

"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"

"The winds of change can blow me."

"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."

"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."

"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."

"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."