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Joke of the Day

"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."

"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"

"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."

"Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!"

"Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords."

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"

"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."

"What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common? Hare loss."

"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "