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Joke of the Day
"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."
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"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""
"Plot Twist Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now."
"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."
"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"
"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"
"Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line. Me: That's because I haven't had a land line in 7 years, Ma."
"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."
"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"
"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."