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Joke of the Day

"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"

"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."

"What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor? One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner."

"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"

"[interview after losing a fight] ""What happened out there?"" I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either"

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."

"What do you call a cheap vasectomy? A rip off."

"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"

"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."