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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"
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"Can we please stop referring to them as ""dick pics."" I think ""penis portraits"" has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult? To get to the other side."
"If life give you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"
"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."
"I'm so horny I could eat out a horse."
"Some kid just threw a bottle of milk at me HOW DAIRY! His behaviour was udderly disgusting. It just skimmed my head."
"What do you call a snake that has been knighted? Sir Pent..."
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