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Joke of the Day

"[interview after losing a fight] ""What happened out there?"" I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either"

"What is a long room with many doors called? I'm not sure, I hallways forget"

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."

"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"

"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"

"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."

"12 ways to cut down on clickbait! This wasn't one of them"

"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."

"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"