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Joke of the Day
"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."
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"I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to ""it's complicated""."
"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but you're going to need a damn big lightbulb."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"
"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space."
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."