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Joke of the Day

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."

"The pig jumped into bed with my 6-year-old all by herself. It was super cute. Then the pig threw up all over her. Considerably less cute."

"Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver."

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !"

"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"

"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"

"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."

"Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup."

"How do you organise a space party? You planet."

"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""